He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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