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(253): View more from Washington

I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i always forget guys have bellybuttons

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(913): View more from Kansas

I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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(516): View more from New York

Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.

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(702): View more from Nevada

they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

(1-702): View more from Nevada

on my way.

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(513): View more from Ohio

All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.

(505): View more from New Mexico

The most literal cowgirl position ever.

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(310): View more from California

Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!

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