Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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