You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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