i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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