but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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