well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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