Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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