that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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