Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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