I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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