i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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