playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
