I seem to have left my pride at pride
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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