well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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