so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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