i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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