So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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