If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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