I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
