Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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