She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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