"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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