Porn is love you can see.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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