hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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