can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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