he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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