It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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