god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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