I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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