That's when you crack a 10am beer
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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