if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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