Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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