Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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