school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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