and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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