Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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