Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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