Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
