ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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