The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
