Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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