Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Buhtt sex?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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