my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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