Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I FOUND THE LEGS
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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