I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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