two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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