I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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