just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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