So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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